Crafty as Shit

After recently complaining about my job to my sister, she recommended I make 50 greeting cards and try to convince a card company to hire me. As encouragement she sent me this beauty I made for her a couple years ago. Many consider it my finest work, my Sistine Chapel. By the way, "beetha" is a word my grandmother used for butt. Not sure if this is an Italian thing or unique to her.