Brief Jerky Disapointment

So I am cruising along over at Etsy as I am want to do and came across someone selling an item called Brief Jerky.Yes, its just as it sounds, underwear made out of beef jerky. A very interesting idea,but the last paragraph of the product description came with a ring of dissaopintment.

"Please keep in mind the Brief Jerky are made out of real untreated jerky! They are way more for “show” than “go”. Brief Jerky is NOT for consumption. If you wear them, please be gentle."

So the brief jerky is neither edible and hardly wearable. A case of form failing function. I suppose I expect too much from my meat pants.