A few days ago I watched a documentary about the culture of donkey F***ing that exists in Columbia. Yes it was a documentary, not porn. Today I was in the bathroom with my pants around my ankles, you know, like one does when one is in the bathroom. As i reached for some toilet paper, I looked down and saw a tag that said "Made in Columbia." All I could think about today was "Donkey F****ers made my pants."
